Anonymous asked: You should do a post about seriemas. They are basically mini-terror birds. Or roadrunners, the death-cuckoos.
There actually is a post on roadrunners back in the archives. Though seriously, they’re badasses and all, but I hesitate to label them death-cuckoos. The birds we think of when we think of cuckoos? Are literally programmed to murder the second they hatch out of the egg. They hatch out, look around, and go “I must kill everything that isn’t me.” And then they do it, because they are terrible.
As for seriemas….Just oh my god, look at these prancy fucks!
And they’re so fancy!
They’re like if quail got to be three feet tall and carnivorous and copped a huge attitude about it!